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Bruce.

ZEUSaphone

Electric Discharge. Good name for a band.
This is a singing Tesla Coil.
The bolts of electric love are actually creating those tones. It is, of course, modulated by a controller that I cannot understand, but the sound is all coming from the Electric Light.
Also, this is kind of a poor example, but I'm sure we can all recall how loud lightning ("the natural stuff") is. Point being, that this is really fucking loud.
YES.
Tesla, the inventor, was apparently celibate, which may account for something.
I'm not sure he ever intended for anything like this.

Vibrobot from space

Sally's birthday recently passed, and she asked me to make her something. She probably meant, like, a cd, or something. Instead, I made her a vibrating robot from space. Here it is.







There's an ON/OFF switch on the side of its "mouth." When activated, the "nose/proboscis" spins around, causing the Bot to dance about on it's long legs and little rubber feet. Slightly noisy and adorable, potentially menacing. He eats AA batteries. If i make another, I'll probably make it solar powered.
ROBOTS!!!

This again...

Same old songs. Just testing to see if this works. I'd like to start putting some of my music up here.
Here goes:

We mean no harm, my huge friend

They plant crops while we prepare for WAR!!!

Somehow, I've got to de-brainbox that giant.

Welcome to my favorite childhood entertainment. Enjoy the intro, dialogue, amazing soundtrack, wise blind guy, female hero inclusion, and ridiculous premise. Pretty much everything is great. I enjoy that even with dinosaurs and lasers, these people don't even come close to hitting each other. Can't hit the broad side of stegosauri. And T-Rex is immune to lasers.

Bonus: Radical toy commercials!

I will build an army of dinosaurs!!!