3.07.2007

Foma from the Snuffbox

Mr. K. Vonnegut's
Eight rules for writing fiction:

1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.

3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.

4. Every sentence must do one of two things -- reveal character or advance the action.

5. Start as close to the end as possible.

6. Be a sadist. Now matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them -- in order that the reader may see what they are made of.

7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.

8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.


3 Comments:

Maps said...

3 & 4 really work for theatre, as well.

i mean, they all do, but 3 & 4 in particular can apply to actors specifically (not only playwrights).

whuffo?

Malachi Bestroph said...

Absolutely.
Only, for actors, you must add "AT ALL TIMES".
Written characters sort of cease to exist whilst someone else is taking the action. Actors have to constantly be directed towards some desire and fate.
I think my favorite peice of advice here is number 8.
To heck with suspense!
Brilliant.

Anonymous said...

i put this list up in my classroom. it's firt period and it's already attracting attention.

:)