Via David's ears:
Nerdy hipster to friends: You want nerdy? You know what I did today? I worked on this robot helmet I'm making on my floor. Yep, a robot helmet complete with LED lights -- for my girlfriend. See? That's love right there.
Girlfriend, explaining: I told him we could have butt sex.
Nerdy hipster, emphatically: But not until I finish the helmet!
--L train
11.18.2007
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I wonder if she'll be wearing the helmet...? |
11.16.2007
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Radiohead + Helmets + Cameras = YES. |
Simple ideas are often the best. I wonder if this has been done much before? Interesting perspective. I especially love Phil-o-vision (drums) for the beat bobbing effect. And Johnny looks weird as usual.
Hooray!
10.26.2007
10.18.2007
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Stop (nukes), What's that (nukes)... |
I'm not entirely sure what I think of this video. Or the issue. But I agree. And I like all these musicians. So there's that. Sign the petition if you want. I did.
9.30.2007
7.17.2007
7.04.2007
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Text Dump Pt. 2 |
Well, it's that time again.
I'm full up. And I have some free time. Here are the best and strangest pointless wastes of time of the past couple months.
* My Cousin Arnold has been doing fascinating things in the realm of pot roast.
* I been robbing mother fuckers since the slave shit.
* Why do kids ask questions? Can't they just shut up and learn?
* "Baby baby baby" - James Brown
* There's some store in Katherine's Long Island town called HUGS AND GIGGLES. it's going out of business.
* After I finish teasing my hair baby.
* Well well well... I HOPE YOUR HAT FITS!
* Love bombs in space.
* Screaming out through the static, amplified by the sheet metal walls, in the trailer, where you choked for seven years.
* I'll stick my knife right down your throat, baby, and it hurts.
* An idea for performance art tonite: take everyones shoes as they walk in, and hammer them to the wall in the shape of a dollar sign.
* Bleep Blop Blorp
* Freedom gravy, that's what I want to be covered in. It's a beautiful nightmare and a wonderful way to die.
* YES. THE PILLS DON'T WORK.
* Penetraaation.
* We're on the good ship manage a trois.
* HIS LEGS! THEY'RE BROKEN!
* How long till your next appt, doctor?
* Gotta feed the monkey
* Are you sleeping over tonight? Just asking so i wont be sacred when you come here late.
* Cowboys are special.
* Frank is letting Grandpa Eddie test his experimental jet boots. Get down here quick.
* Remember the good old days, before you were dead in my eyes?
* They bought me a kingdom, and... Enchanted Kingdom.
* Did you know that Falling Down is the leading cause of death among seniors?
* I just faxed my resume to 800-GGPANTS.
* My name is Rudolph Teabarrer and I HATE Mormon basketball leagues.
* Iris is using a power tool in her undies.
* I see dragons in my uncle's factory. They whistle songs that would make the speed limit blush and cake imps spin about. Henry, we must leave for heaven now.
* Hovels, fences. Can't stand looking at 'em
* There are many pills a man can take Wednesday seems a bit too much to deal with.
And I'll leave you on that happy note. Clearly, texting mostly serves to confuse my already fragile brain.
7.03.2007
6.29.2007
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Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. |
Bruce.
6.24.2007
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ZEUSaphone |
Electric Discharge. Good name for a band.
This is a singing Tesla Coil.
The bolts of electric love are actually creating those tones. It is, of course, modulated by a controller that I cannot understand, but the sound is all coming from the Electric Light.
Also, this is kind of a poor example, but I'm sure we can all recall how loud lightning ("the natural stuff") is. Point being, that this is really fucking loud.
YES.
Tesla, the inventor, was apparently celibate, which may account for something.
I'm not sure he ever intended for anything like this.
6.13.2007
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Vibrobot from space |
Sally's birthday recently passed, and she asked me to make her something. She probably meant, like, a cd, or something. Instead, I made her a vibrating robot from space. Here it is.
There's an ON/OFF switch on the side of its "mouth." When activated, the "nose/proboscis" spins around, causing the Bot to dance about on it's long legs and little rubber feet. Slightly noisy and adorable, potentially menacing. He eats AA batteries. If i make another, I'll probably make it solar powered.
ROBOTS!!!
6.10.2007
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This again... |
Same old songs. Just testing to see if this works. I'd like to start putting some of my music up here.
Here goes:
6.03.2007
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We mean no harm, my huge friend |
They plant crops while we prepare for WAR!!!
Somehow, I've got to de-brainbox that giant.
Welcome to my favorite childhood entertainment. Enjoy the intro, dialogue, amazing soundtrack, wise blind guy, female hero inclusion, and ridiculous premise. Pretty much everything is great. I enjoy that even with dinosaurs and lasers, these people don't even come close to hitting each other. Can't hit the broad side of stegosauri. And T-Rex is immune to lasers.
Bonus: Radical toy commercials!
I will build an army of dinosaurs!!!
5.31.2007
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Tell my friend-boy Willie Brown |
All that, and a Dylan guitar solo.
Heaven.
5.24.2007
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Buffalo Victory |
Buffalo vs. Lions vs. Crocodiles vs. Lions vs. Buffalo.
A Brawl In The Safari
It's long and the video quality sucks, but it's pretty amazing.
Herbivores 1, Carnivores 0.
5.17.2007
5.16.2007
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PO Jerry Falwell |
Jerry Falwell, father of the political evangelical movement, finally kicked it.
No RIP for him.
A big Peace Out, and maybe a Please Stay Dead.
I'm not saying I would have wished him dead directly, just that the world is a better place without him.
President Bush is upset.
He said Falwell lived a life of "faith, family, and freedom".
Said both he and Laura were "deeply saddened" by his death.
"He taught young people to remain true to their convictions and rely upon God's word throughout each stage of their lives," Mr Bush said.
Idiot.
Fucking Idiot.
If I could have made a list a week ago of people I would prefer for my President to ignore/disrespect, Jerry would have been pretty high on that list.
Here's a classic from Falwell, regarding 9/11:
"I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'"
On AIDS:
"AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals."
Fun for the whole family.
Hey, try this one Jerry:
"sudden cardiac death."
Bye bye.






























